Gonna Be a Bear. In this life I'm a woman. In the next, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a Bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but SLEEP for six months. I could deal with that. BEFORE you hibernate, you 're supposed to eat yourself silly. I could deal with that too. When you are a girl Bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) WHILE you're ASLEEP, and wake up to partially grown, cute , cuddly cubs. I could DEFINITELY deal with that. If you are Mama Bear, EVERYone knows you mean business. You swat ANYone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too, Hmmm. I could deal with THAT.. If you're a Bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup, gonna be a Bear....! |